The modern ghost’s guide to manners.
Modernize Halloween? Too Frightful
Modern life is too scary as it is. I’ll take old-fashioned goblins any day.
Entering Past Lives, Watch Out for Drowsiness
Have caution exploring your past lives. You might get bored out of your mind.
Transylvania Airbnb
Be honest but be kind in these reviews, especially if the homeowner is Count Dracula.
Have Perplexity, Will Travel
If you’re going to be confused all the time anyway, why not get paid for it?
He’s Not Only Off; He’s Off-Off-Off-Off-Off
We could all use a minor league to bring our game up to snuff.
Takes Direction Poorly
It takes a certain caliber of man to enter, say, a corporate headquarters, dressed in plaid shorts, Hawaiian shirt, wingtips, and black socks.