Conversation falters when you don’t have the weather to talk about. Can the fall of civilization be far behind?

WE have heard of spike-tailed, duck-billed, armor-sheathed, crested, horned, long-necked, tyrannic, and frankly ill-tempered dinosaurs. Yesterday’s news, my friend. How about one that croons?

Motivation for your workout can be hard to come by. That’s where the evil flying monkeys come in.

I’m not going to pretend to be a blacksmith for a bunch of snooty Venusians and that’s all there is to it.

The early times are a piece of cake. It’s when you get into the second and third week that a marriage really shows its staying power.

I wish all I had to do to gain attention was wriggle across a road.