Nothing brings people closer than a common enterprise, say a stadium-wide brawl to pass the slow hours of a mid-afternoon.

City leaders regularly bet slabs of the local barbecue or kegs of the regional brew on major sporting events. Time to up the ante.

One way out of a failing relationship is to arrange for the other party to get stolen.

A man can run but he can’t hide from his alumni association. Particularly this one.

When you take the wrong turn at Albuquerque there’s no telling where the Tour will end up. If it ever ends up.

For your average predator on the savanna this represents the all you can eat dining option.

If dialogue gets any sparser the pages of the novel will be blank.