No one knew the mechanics of quicksand, only that it had a way of pulling the villain to his doom.
Home Improvement Tips From Edgar Allan Poe Characters
A troubling, throbbing, thumping from under the floorboards as of a beating human heart disrupting conversation with the nice men from the police? One local home improvement advisor has the solution for you.
Problem Areas Around the Eyes? Try Facial Yoga at Home
Facial yoga is the coming thing, but don’t pay a small fortune. You can do these simple exercises cheaply and on your own.
The Eyes Have It
The eye doctor shows unusually good cheer considering that we are all several years late to our appointments.
Listen to Your Body: It Says Don't Exercise
The level of exertion chart helpfully tells you when you have passed from the land of the living and are now wandering in the Underworld.
Mary Louise Jamison Abducted by Aliens? Please.
With Mary Louise’s new cookbook now published, our weakened state will make us easy pickings for the invaders from outer space.
Cro Magnum Team Building
Neanderthals brought quarterly sales meetings to a quick close by feeding low performers to passing sabertooth tigers.