Some things are better not spoken of. Civilizations have collapsed over less.
Trending: #GreekWarriorsinHollowHorse
The text message reads: “Guess where I am. No, guess. Go ahead, guess. You won’t believe it. Guess, guess, guess! Inside a huge hollow wooden horse!”
Bad Handwriting, a Sure Mark of Good Character.
Ever notice in the movies how the megalomaniac madman has excellent handwriting? Little danger here.
Who Needs the 1%? I've Got a Club of My Own
This mad scramble to get to the top, it's just not for me. I’d be perfectly satisfied to make the top 1.00001%.
Best Tomato for the Region? The Bitter Jest is a Good Fit
The garden soil here has special characteristics and in a fix can double as roadway paving compound.
Frequently Unanswered Questions
It’s not like I’m asking the meaning of life. I’d be satisfied knowing if I’m supposed to click, wave, throw, dial, yell at, or dismantle the device in my hand.
Health and Wellness the Tasmanian Devil Way
Ever notice The Roadrunner’s fitness level? Not an ounce of body fat! This could be you. Just follow our simple plan.