Put yourself in the dandelion’s shoes. You always thought of yourself as a cheery harbinger of spring…and now this.
Until Death or Lapse of Renewal Do Us Part
The start of your magazine subscription is the signal that it is about to lapse.
Got It!
Some say the world will end by fire, others say by ice. Others still say it will be by email.
Everything I Know About Life I Learned From Pinball
The machine gives and the machine taketh away, with very little input from the player.
Tips for First Time Home Buyers: Watch Out for Ancient Curses
Eyes of the portraits on the walls seem to follow you? This particular house may not be for you.
Pass the Caterpillars Down to This End of the Table, Would You?
Watch out when the host says “in many parts of the world they’re considered a delicacy.” Whoever said that about any normal food?
Errata
Errors can slip into any book in the rush to market. Some more than others.