Executives baffled over misfire of ‘sure bet’ entertainment formula.
We Can Learn From the French
The French achieve proper work-life balance by doing away with the former entirely. Vive la France.
Password Please
The most alarming words in the English language.
One Thing About These Dark Inns on the Blasted Heath, at Least They Don’t Hand You a Buzzer at the Front Desk
Between jumping out of my skin when the buzzer in my pocket sounds and risking being turned into sushi by the werewolves outside? Hmm, let me think about that.
I Want to Come Back as a Boomerang
Rigorous testing shows that today boomerangs finally do what they’re supposed to do. Wait. Never mind.
Champion Listicle Craftsman Falls Into Desperate Circumstances
Ten Reasons to Cheer the Demise of This Unbelievably Bad Form of Journalism.
Book of Useful Phrases When Meeting Alien Raiders From Outer Space
Just because they want to devour your species is no reason not to make small talk. Try this book of opening phrases.