You won’t believe what this amazing mother did to turn the tables on people who got to the program on time last year and behaved politely .
“They want a million dollars for geography class and what not. Why would I want to do that?” says suburban father.
Did you hear the one about the humorist who never saw the robot job apocalypse coming?
Survival of the fittest is the theme that runs through a grocery store when snow is accumulating outside.
If we hope to get this civilization into extra innings we’d better cease stringing holiday lights pronto.