Everyone tells you how to keep resolutions. Who can tell you how to break them?
The Children's Holiday Concert, or Tales From the Trenches
The sprint to the available seating is important. Experts say that starting blocks such as those used in track and field events are perfectly acceptable.
The Well-Oiled Mantel Clock
It’s never pretty when a conflict between a man and his mantel clock goes public.
The Quality Being Monitored May Be Your Own
The ancients didn’t corner the market on labyrinths. After all, we have automated phone menus.
Outline of the Case
Where have all the chalk outline guys gone? Television crime shows aren’t the same without them.
Our Robotic Overlords Sneak In Via The Utility Closet
Don’t look to the skies for the alien invasion, it’s actually taking place right underfoot.
I See… a Very Bad Psychic in Your Future
There’s room at the low end in every kind of work.