It’s the biggest purchase of your lives, best to make sure you on are the same page regarding your horror preferences.

As to monsters of all kinds, it cramps their style when you can’t quite catch what they’re saying.

Modern life is too scary as it is. I’ll take old-fashioned goblins any day.

Have caution exploring your past lives. You might get bored out of your mind.

Be honest but be kind in these reviews, especially if the homeowner is Count Dracula.

If you’re going to be confused all the time anyway, why not get paid for it?