How exactly do you qualify as an artifact of history? Asking for a friend.
The Neurotic’s Guide to Buying a Mattress
It is an important purchase and you want to ensure that it leaves you free to stare at the ceiling at 4:00 in the morning and worry your life away.
Some Suggestions to Speed Up the Oscars
Common sense ideas to more quickly get winners up to the stage.
Putting the Dread Back in Public Speaking
Remember when people used to fear public speaking more than they feared death? Man, those were the days.
Onlookers Stunned: Area Man Doesn't Quite Know What His Wife Does for a Living
“I think it has something to do with computers?” baffled man guesses.
Back Yard Landscape Design
Why settle for a gazebo or a set of wrought iron garden seating when you can do so much more?
Disclaimer
Any resemblance to actual people in this fellow’s novel seems flat-out guaranteed.