Rigorous testing shows that today boomerangs finally do what they’re supposed to do. Wait. Never mind.
Champion Listicle Craftsman Falls Into Desperate Circumstances
Ten Reasons to Cheer the Demise of This Unbelievably Bad Form of Journalism.
Book of Useful Phrases When Meeting Alien Raiders From Outer Space
Just because they want to devour your species is no reason not to make small talk. Try this book of opening phrases.
“Marauding Mom” Assures Seating for Herself at the Christmas Tots Program With This One Weird Trick
You won’t believe what this amazing mother did to turn the tables on people who got to the program on time last year and behaved politely .
Frugal Dad Has Close Call as Kid Almost Accepted to Pricey Ivy League School
“They want a million dollars for geography class and what not. Why would I want to do that?” says suburban father.
Man Finds Reading Glasses After Eight Years of Incessant Round-the-Clock Searching
Local man, in flat nutty years-long search for a pair of stupid reading glasses, shows where he found them.
A Machine Could Never Write This Funny
Did you hear the one about the humorist who never saw the robot job apocalypse coming?