Who knew a trip to enjoy the orchestra could leave you such a wreck?
Best If Used Before the End of Time
It is best to have a broad point of view in these matters. Any ‘best by’ date after the invention of the internal combustion engine is probably OK.
Hold Your Horses
In which horses demonstrate that they're not especially smart, but are still smarter than the author.
If the Machines are Going to Take Over, at Least Build Them to Laugh at Our Jokes
No more long silences and puzzled looks after one of your jokes. Just outsource the laughter to the robot.
Science Reveals the Heaviest Substance Known to Man
You know how they say the Mariana Trench is the deepest spot on Earth? That’s because someone dropped a sleeper sofa there.
Godzilla's Job Interview
Forward-looking human resources departments meet the current labor shortage with innovative approaches. Like hiring prehistoric monsters.
Will You Be Having the Flying Knives With Your Entree?
A knife quivering in the woodwork right next to my ear might just be part of the evening’s entertainment.