Novels are most useful when in the note-taking stage. No one really wants to show up on the villain side of the ledger.

Who cleans up after all these demon dogs and hellhounds anyway? I’ll tell you who.

Ever notice in the movies how the megalomaniac madman has excellent handwriting? Little danger here.

This mad scramble to get to the top, it's just not for me. I’d be perfectly satisfied to make the top 1.00001%.

Ever notice The Roadrunner’s fitness level? Not an ounce of body fat! This could be you. Just follow our simple plan.

The start of your magazine subscription is the signal that it is about to lapse.

The machine gives and the machine taketh away, with very little input from the player.