The French achieve proper work-life balance by doing away with the former entirely. Vive la France.
All in Medley
One Thing About These Dark Inns on the Blasted Heath, at Least They Don’t Hand You a Buzzer at the Front Desk
Between jumping out of my skin when the buzzer in my pocket sounds and risking being turned into sushi by the werewolves outside? Hmm, let me think about that.
I Want to Come Back as a Boomerang
Rigorous testing shows that today boomerangs finally do what they’re supposed to do. Wait. Never mind.
Champion Listicle Craftsman Falls Into Desperate Circumstances
Ten Reasons to Cheer the Demise of This Unbelievably Bad Form of Journalism.
Book of Useful Phrases When Meeting Alien Raiders From Outer Space
Just because they want to devour your species is no reason not to make small talk. Try this book of opening phrases.
“Marauding Mom” Assures Seating for Herself at the Christmas Tots Program With This One Weird Trick
You won’t believe what this amazing mother did to turn the tables on people who got to the program on time last year and behaved politely .
Man Finds Reading Glasses After Eight Years of Incessant Round-the-Clock Searching
Local man, in flat nutty years-long search for a pair of stupid reading glasses, shows where he found them.