A hometown boy learns just enough philosophy to make him interesting and more than enough to get himself in trouble. 

When it comes to disaster movies some cities get all the attention. When's it going to be our turn?

He's starting small, trying out his cabaret act on the local carrots, bell peppers, tomatoes, and green beans.

This wasn't a salesperson with an eye for the perfect hat for the stylish man. This was a salesperson with a hat inventory problem. 

It’s a lot more pleasant to be the fellow pouring the splash of whiskey afterwards than to be the fellow pursued by the ring of assassins on the blasted heath. Where does one apply?

Airports can be confusing places and one tour guide looks much like another. So what if you’re on a different continent than you thought?

Do these fellows having whole other secret lives get volume discounts on engagement rings, wedding tuxes, reception hall rentals, and justices of the peace?